trr3rr:

claviclez:

guccixcoochie:

kaylahadlington:

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

faewrite:

much uwu about nothing

animatedtext:

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

thebootydiaries:

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

bepeu:

my look ? going through a hard time

literally-a-piece-of-trash:

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

• touch starved
• my parents never told me they are proud of me
• i love Stuff
• im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes
• hey pay attention to me

sodomymcscurvylegs:

skrewsociety:

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

psychologyhumor:

lohaanda:

my kids: dad what’s for supper?
me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight
kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days